Love in the Time of Zombies Read Online Jessica Gadziala

Categories Genre: Dystopia, Fantasy/Sci-fi, Paranormal, Romance Tags Authors:
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Total pages in book: 16
Estimated words: 15337 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 77(@200wpm)___ 61(@250wpm)___ 51(@300wpm)
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And much like that old saying about virginity, once you started, you just couldn’t stop.

Each time it got easier.

To the point where it was actually kind of fun.

But no kill would be anywhere near as satisfying as this one.

Taking a steadying breath, I followed the path my ex-zombie had taken, feeling adrenaline starting to pump through my system.

You never really got closure in real life.

Not really.

But in this life-after-the-collapse?

It seemed I could get the ultimate sort of closure.

That is, of course, until a yell startled me, stopped me in my tracks.

I had a rule.

I didn’t intervene.

I mean, half the time, it was too late. They were bit. It would just mean I’d have to kill them too eventually. And they wouldn’t be decaying yet, so it wouldn’t be as easy to think of it as a game.

But, I don’t know, something about the sound the guy was making had me turning my back on my zombie-ex, and making my way across the graveyard.

I’d just made my way around the side of a mausoleum when the sight before me made me stop dead in my tracks.

Because I understood why the sounds the dude were making were so strange.

He wasn’t screaming.

I mean, not exactly.

He was making a ruckus, sure. Which was, you know, reckless seeing as there seemed to be more hungry zombies than yummy humans around these days. But he wasn’t yelling because he was getting munched on.

Nope.

He was dancing around a little blue kiddie pool in a bright yellow banana-printed tank top and his rubber ducky patterned board shorts while singing—but, to be honest, it sounded a lot more like squealing—along to whatever he was listening to on his wireless headphones.

I actually closed my eyes for a second, sure that I was hallucinating or something.

But when they opened again, the same scene was there.

Kiddie pool with a big round tube in it. A lawn chair with a towel draped over the back. A red and white cooler with the top popped open, vodka bottles filling the inside.

What the hell was he doing?

As if sensing me there, he suddenly turned.

By turned, I mean he kind of shimmied his dancing hips around until his body was forced to follow.

Then there he was.

Possibly the hottest guy I’d ever seen.

And I’m counting the movie stars. The poor, dead, or zombified movie stars.

Yeah, he was that hot.

Tall, just the right amount of muscled, with an angular face with a broad forehead, a strong jaw, cheekbone hollows, and big blue eyes with an unfair amount of dark lashes that matched the somewhat messy hair on his head. Not long, or short, but choppy. Likely because he’d been cutting it himself since the virus.

“You don’t look dead,” he said as he yanked his headphones down to rest around his neck.

“Gee, thanks,” I said.

And for the very first time since the first pandemic, I was actually worried about my appearance.

I mean, when it was just brainless zombies looking at you, you didn’t really give a damn what you looked like.

Insecurity, familiar but long-buried, resurfaced, and I worried about how I looked in my zombie-hunting gear, with my make-up-free face, and my hair pulled away from my face that I’d always thought of as too angular, full of sharp edges—a pointy jaw, razor-edged cheekbones, slashes of brows.

Shaking my head to knock those useless thoughts loose, I frowned at him.

“What the hell are you doing?”

“Having a silent rave,” he said, waving at his headphones and the ridiculous necklace I’d missed before.

I remembered them from when I was a kid. The kind you had to crack and then they glowed. Red, green, yellow, and blue.

His was faded like he’d cracked it a long time ago, but it wasn’t dead yet.

“I wouldn’t say it was silent,” I told him, shaking my head. “I thought a zombie was snacking on you,” I added, waving out with my machete.

“And you came to save me? Am I the damsel in distress in this scenario?” he asked. A smile tugged at his lips before breaking free. “I kind of dig it. So tell me, Post-Apocalyptic Barbie, do you often save excruciatingly handsome dudes in distress? Or am I special?” he asked.

“I, ah, I don’t normally save anyone,” I admitted.

“Me either. It’s all me, myself, and I these days. Oh, and Toddy.”

“Toddy?” I asked.

“Yeah, Toddy,” he said, waving out toward a grave a yard or so back where a bright white cat was lounging casually on top of the gravestone, not a care in the world.

Because the zombies didn’t eat them.

In fact, the animals were quickly reclaiming the hellscape that was the human world.

I had to admit, it was pretty neat to see deer and bears and all the little critters walking down the street out front of my apartment that used to be crowded with cars.

“You have a pet in the apocalypse?”


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